Italian. Female. Witch. 20. White. Reader. Writer. Music Lover. Books Lover.
DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR??
IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME?
DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR?
DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS?
THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU
THIS SHIT IS THE GODDAMN BEES KNEES
FOR LONG HAIR IT MAKES THAT SHIT ALL WAVY BUT DAMN CAN THIS BE USED FOR SHORT HAIR. IT GIVES IT TEXTURE. IT GIVES IT VOLUME. IT MAKES IT GODDAMN WAVY AND BEAUTIFUL.
BEST WAY TO DO IT? TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE BED, SPRAY THIS SHIT ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, BLOWDRY THAT SHIT TILL ITS ALL DRY WITH YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN, THEN SLEEP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. THE MORE BED HEAD THE BETTER.
WAKE UP AND TAME THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS. YOURE GOOD TO GO FOR THE DAY FRIEND AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK FLAWLESS AND WAVY ALL GODDAMN DAY CONGRATS
BEST PART? THIS SHIT IS LIKE $5.
(THIS COMPANY ALSO MAKES A DAMN GOOD DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST DONT WANNA SHOWER BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREASY AS FUCK. THIS COMPANY IS THE SHIT SO FAR AND I WANNA TRY MORE OF THEIR PRODUCTS AND PLAN TO.)
Informal infographic depicting evolution
MAKOTO PILLOW GIVEAWAY.
You spend to many lonely nights dreaming about Tachibana?
Now you have a chance to hug his soft (too soft) body every night and wake up with him by your side every morning!
Maybe you want to take him to the pool or beach? Here are two sides of Makoto, for you particular situations!
And just look, he has some long and sweet thing in his hands for these hot days!
So all you have to do is:
1) reblog! No follow needed
2) do it as many times, as you want!
3) open your ask box
4) wait till 25 September!
Thank you for being with me!
And yes, I had so much fun writing this post :DD
- Personal Salt Mixes
- Purifying Salt Mixes
- Soap and Sink Cleanse
- Juniper-Rosemary Cleansing Spell
- Simple Protective Cleansing Bath
- Easy Cleansing Spray
- Key Lime Personal Cleansing Cupcakes
- Fuck-All-The-Things Cleansing Method
- Cleansing Rain Blend
- Wrath’s Quick Cleanse Mix
- Wrath’s “Pick Me Up” Cleansing Jar
- Sapphyr’s Purification & Protection Floor Salt Mix
- Room and Home Cleansing for Closet Witches
- Purifying Water Spell
- Purification Bath Spell
- Simple Herbal Floorwash
- Wind Protection Chant
- Wall of Fire Property & Home Protection
- Painted Egg for the Home
- Sea Witches’ Scapegoat
- Simple Protections for Yourself and Home
- Dirt Ball Charms
- Quick Protection Cleansing Spell
- A Sea Witch’s Bottle
- Storm Witch’s Easy Protection Charm
- Sea Witch’s Charm Bag for Warding
- Protective Charm
- Protection Floor Wash
- Protective House Wash
- Wrath’s Protection Floor Wash
- Swamp Water Protection Spell
- Wrath’s Protection-Ward Jar
- A Dream is a Wish Over the Rainbow Protection Bottle
- Simple Home and Hearth Ward
- Property Protection Spell
- Protect Yourself and Your Home: A Ward Ritual
I have 2 very useful downloads for you.
I promise both are very safe and very helpful if you do not have the money for Photoshop and would not want to risk a virus using an unsafe download. They are portable so it requires literally no installation and you can cart them around on a flashdrive if you’re jumping from computer to compute aye
TRAINING ACADEMY / DRAGON TRAINER 01 Oversized T-Shirt
The print for this is free and can be downloaded here:
I bought a t-shirt about 2 sizes larger than usual at Uniqlo (I’m a size XS there so I bought a medium to get that kind of fit) and printed out the logos on Avery Dark Fabric Transfer Paper. The whole logo was ironed onto the shirt. I asked my mommy to sew on the varsity stripes :’D The varsity stripes are white bias tape which I got from a craft store.
Credits to the Night Fury emblem go to Xelku9 on deviantart : )
Marvel!AU where Jack is a mutant like Iceman and Hiccup and the Dragon Trainers are Asgardians. :D
I have a mighty need!
Bonus: Astrid and Merida as Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy
Once upon a time, I made the biggest mistake of my life.
I made my mother watch the first episode of Ouran High School Host Club.
…I want to have a mom like yours, like, I’m not even kidding
Thank you thank you to whoever did this
You’re very welcome
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES
BECAUSE YOU MADE HER DRESS THE RIGHT FREAKING COLOUR DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO PEOPLE?!